Sunday, October 21, 2007

Smug ECL Pulls a Fast One

ECL is giving bloggers Cocka, LB, Bernard, Sengkor, Mike M, Tom, Captain Picard, Judy, Kok, Angel, Chen their first lesson on 'How to be a successful entreprenuer'. She decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of doing two things during a crisis. The first thing is that you must have : no sense of fear."

At this point, her assistant wheels in some corpses.

ECL sticks her finger into a dead man's anus, and then licks it. She asks all the bloggers to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them.

After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow suit.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."



puiiiiiii!

blekkkkk!

argghhhhhh!

knnccb!

H O W C O M E ? ? ? ?

OKN! You watch out!

I'm gonna kill you, ECL!!!!
hahahahahahaha.......................


56 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

    LMAO!

    that was really funny! lol!!!!

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  2. ehon,
    You wouldn't be laughing if I added you in!!! hahaha....

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  3. Endoh,
    hahahahahaha..... I've been laughing hysterically for the last 3 hours sending out jokes to my blogger friends. I'll send you one tomorrow.

    I'm going to bed....

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  4. hahaha..

    i won't kena ti(p)u wan :P
    cos my anatomy lecturer Prof Hamid told us the similar joke during my first year in Uni liao prior to the dissecting session ...

    Kkkkkkk...

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  5. chen,
    I guess all medical students and doctors have heard of this! -_-

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  6. Hahahahaha!!! U r on a roll with your jokes!!! Beh tahan! Kakakaka...

    Thx for the 'precious' lesson! I shalt not forget it... haha!

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  7. kahkahkahkahkahkah

    now i can go to bed smiling! :P

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  8. My Angel,
    hahaha.... yes. Beh tahan... laughing hysterically for 3 hours, from Facebook to my blog.......

    More lessons at Pussy Town! k? kakakaka.....

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  9. miche,
    Don't wake up in the middle of the night laughing! hehe....

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  10. HAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! OMG!!!

    Love that expression on your face.
    And Jaymes also model for your siao siao pics? hahaha! Runs in the family I guess.

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  11. A hilarious post, ECL. Unfortunately there were no corpses around. A classic cheeky picture!

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  12. You farni lah!!!

    Poor Jaymes, that would have hurt! I assume that was Jaymes' behind and not your hubby's? :)

    ecl, YOU R ONE DISGUSTING WOMAN WITH FULL OF GUTS!!!

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  13. Ah, the Finger Test. I know this one very well, Teacher ECL. I have failed this one many times.

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  14. Wait, wait, who was sucking on those watermelons I brought in from the jungle?

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  15. HAHAHAHAHA

    Hai yo...youre soo evil...

    Hey ECL

    Best wished to your students...hopefully not too many of your tricks get to them..hehe..and hope youre son becomes(fighting) fit again real soon!

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  16. HAHAHAHAHA

    Hai yo...youre soo evil...

    Hey ECL

    Best wished to your students...hopefully not too many of your tricks get to them..hehe..and hope youre son becomes(fighting) fit again real soon!

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  17. Thank you thank you for not including my name :P

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  18. *Blink* *Blink*

    Being on the name list is one thing.

    Who are your models in the picture?

    HA HA HA HA HA! Good one.

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  19. Cocka,
    Yalah, like mother like son mah. hehehe.... so sporting ah, my son..... and hubby.

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  20. Paddy,
    hahaha..... life is short, have to be anal sometime!

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  21. Captain Picard,
    hahaha.... glad you enjoy it too! You have a great sense of humour as well. ^-^

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  22. Judy,
    hahaha.... yes, tats Jaymes' butt.

    I'm farni, disgusting, mean, evil! hahahaha.........

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  23. Mike,
    OMG! I will not like to shake your hands then. :(

    Tagged again!?

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  24. lb,
    Not me. Probably Cocka.... you know he loves a big round object which he can cup. hehehe....

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  25. Hi Jon!!
    Long time no see! hehe.....

    My students are beginning to be as siao as me. One big happy siao lang keng! kakaka....

    Jaymes has removed his stitches today. He has recovered well. Thanks.

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  26. yenjai,
    Next one? hehehe..... nobody can escape ECL.

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  27. jonzz,
    hahaha.... there will be more coming your way. Prepare to be abused. ^-^

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  28. Gagging too much to say too much, lmao. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  29. Ha ha ha!

    ...and even then, I wanna know where that index finger has been before that....

    I'm soo glad you didn't include me in this, it might have ruined my famous appetite.... *giggles*

    Pssst. Don't forget to put up Your Oddly Ghost Post tomorrow, Tuesday, for the cyber cruise Halloween celebrations - or just enjoy others :-D

    Read more about it in my Monday post!

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  30. You are very devious ECL ... I like that in a girl.

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  31. Argh..!

    Oh. By the way, were you at Plaza Sing yesterday, around lunch time?

    *wink*

    PC
    www.projectbetterman.blogspot.com

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  32. haiyo today dunno what is wrong with blogspot. Anyway, DAMN FUNNY and WHO posed with u?. That is a sporting fella!

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  33. chen,
    What!? Tagged again?
    aiyoooo.... so sampat to check out who haven't done this tag and tag them some more!!! 偷鸡摸狗!hehehe.... liddat aso can pass up homework. fok zor lei lor. I should quickly go do it and tag those who haven't done it too. hahaha....

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  34. Captain Lifecruiser,
    My index and middle fingers are pretty versatile. They have done wonders and gone many places.....
    hehehe....

    Will visit you and the rest on your oddly ghosts. But my oddly ghost will be late. :(

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  35. Paul,
    Am I devious? Who cares! You like me. ^-^

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  36. keeyit,
    hahaha.... Dun copy what I did hah, Aunty got practise wan hor.

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  37. Hi PC!
    Oh no! Din think anyone would even take a look at me when I'm casually dressed.

    I was with my son hah. Wah! heng ah.

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  38. Leonard,
    I taught them a lesson they would remember for life. hahaha......

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  39. heh heh. Thought so.. I was the big guy who walked past you on the road to Plaza Sing. Was late so couldn't say hi. otherwise my son would have been totally traumatized... "my daddy didn't want me... "... :o)

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  40. heh! read this one before, but still brought a smile to my face... ;-)

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