Thursday, May 31, 2007

女老板成為女英雄!

女老板把替男職員“解圍”的過程放上部落格,吸引許多網友上網點擊與轉載。(放大)

(新加坡訊)一名年輕的男白領在上廁所小解後準備拉上拉鏈時,拉鏈竟夾到“命根子”!男職員擔心鬧市午餐時間人潮多,堅持不肯步出廁所到醫院急救。女老闆聞訊後見義勇為,使力將男職員的拉鏈往下拉,順利幫他解圍。

這起罕見意外,在珊頓道一公司內發生。被拉鏈夾到“子孫根”的男職員,當時發出淒厲的慘叫聲,驚動男廁裡的其他男同事。就在大家討論是否要將他送入醫院急救時,男職員發生“拉鏈意外”的消息已不脛而走,引來許多男女同事前來探個究竟。

男職員的女老板知道他陷入窘境,建議帶他到醫院求救,但他不僅不願走出公司大樓,即使是叫他步出男廁,他也不肯。他當時說︰“現在是午餐時間,珊頓道到處都是人,我這個樣子,怎樣走得出去?”

女老板後來也覺得,如果男職員就這樣被送到醫院求救,將來事情傳開了,一定會成為同事的笑柄。她後來嘗試了各種方法仍無效,於是在1個小時後,決定要迅速的把拉鏈拉下。

女老板當時叫幾名在場的男同事捉住那名男職員,並叫人找來了一根塑膠骨頭給男職員咬住,然後將心一橫,大力的將拉鏈往下拉。已嚇得直冒冷汗的男職員,在那一剎那發出了撕心裂肺的慘叫聲。女老板最後成功將拉鏈拉下,順利幫男職員解圍。所幸的是,那名忍受了一個多小時折磨的男同事,之後並無嚴重受傷,只是下體稍微破皮,流了一點血。

女老板過後將整件事寫入自己的部落格,她發表的文章也被其他網友轉載到各討論區去,引起許多網友熱烈討論。

女老板:被指“偷吃”放上網釐清事實

網友看了女老板的部落格後,質疑她把這起事件放上網的動機。女老板針對此提問回應,她在協助男職員解圍時,幾名同事用手機拍了照片。一些看到照片的朋友,過後直指她“偷吃”,與男下屬發生婚外情,讓她有理說不清,所以她干脆將“拉鏈意外”放上部落格,以釐清事實。

40多歲出頭的已婚女老板聲稱,雖然有些鏡頭被拍下,不過她已警告職員,不准將照片上載到網上。許多網友在閱讀她的經歷後,都紛紛稱贊她夠沉穩,並稱這名女老板為女英雄。不過,也有網友開她玩笑說,建議她下回再遇到這樣的事,應在被卡住的部位塗上牛油,才能迅速且較無痛的解圍。 (光明日報‧2007.05.30)

This is a Singaporean tabloid reporter's version (translated) of my post. From Shin Min Daily News 新明日报. No interview was granted. No interview will be entertained.

11 comments:

  1. 我來搞搞震囉 =P

    奇怪, 為甚麼是繁體字??

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  2. From Malayian newspapers.
    Malaysia is still using 繁體字?
    奇怪!

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  3. how come the quote 光明日報 later become 新明日报?
    *scratch head*

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  4. 光明日報 got the story from 新明日报.
    The translated post was published in 新明日报 first.

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  5. kyh,
    OMG! That's not what I want. Although I'm made out to be a heroine but my poor boy is made to look like a moron!

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  6. Hello. kyh directed me to the happenings here. And as I read through the few related posts, I couldn't help but laughing out loud.

    Oh my, you are very brave! If I were in your shoes I'd probably give the honour to other male colleagues. :P

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  8. Hi day-dreamer.
    Welcome.
    Glad you enjoy my post.
    Someone has to do the job. I'm the only older, married woman,so I did it. Young girls are too embarassed to do such things and guys are too rough.

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  9. Nolah~~~
    马来西亚的某些报纸是用繁体字而已。
    我们也是用简体的啦~~~
    看了一些相关的link,虽然不应该笑,但还是忍不住爆笑了一轮。爱美换来的惨痛代价。
    eastcoastlife,不得不说,你真的很神!

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