You want story! I give you stories.

Made it to front page of tabloid - again, 31st May 2007.

WTF - Vote!

Gerard and I are forced to stay away from office. The sensational headlines on a local tabloid caused us to take refuge in a hotel. Wah! Another juicy story?

Now don't go calling all the hotels to ask if a Gerard and an Eastcoastlife are staying in their suite.

If the hotel is willing to sponsor our room stay and meals, I will blog about it. Deal? hehehe....

aiyahhhh ....... Gerard's not in the same hotel as me lah! He's on a resort island in another part of the world now. Drinking beer, suntanning and oogling at bikini gals. Woohooo, aren't the other office guys envious! hahaha....

Come on guys. After what he has been through, he deserves a good break. Though it wasn't my fault nor his that he's in this shitty mess, but I felt that I should do something to mend his fragile manhood. hehehe .....

But the tabloid couldn't stop reporting on it and has to add in another article to ride on it so as to boost their sales further. Nowadays a tabloid reporter's life is so easy hor, just surf the net for stories, change the 1st person account to 3rd person account, translate it, add in lots of juicy stuff and you have an article. Then she gets paid for it.

Half a page devoted to my hot, hot topic.
Well it did teach my friends and relatives, and my father who is a faithful reader of the tabloid, a good lesson. The stories are sensationalised to boost sales. It adds sugar and spice to their articles. My relatives felt they were being made fools to donate to the 'victims' in their stories. They are going to boycott it. Especially my Dad who is indignant that a Singaporean newpaper can be so irresponsible.

Oh, I have to talk about my Dad giving me a piece of his mind. He couldn't believe I did that. The relatives were shocked. He was mindful of what others would say about me. awwwww.... so sweet of him! Well, I have always been the daring and outspoken girl in our family. I know it gets me into trouble but I'm not one to do nothing when help is required. Simply said lah, I'm very kaypoh (busybody).

At that moment, it was not the time to mind about our sexual difference. And I treat my employees like my children because most of them are younger than I. Like a concerned mother, I only wanted to end his agony. Guys tend to be rough handling such a delicate matter, so he needed a woman's touch. You cannot expect the young female staff to help, right?

And how do you carry get a cute young guy, who has his nice buns exposed and his pecker stuck in a zipper, through the lunch time crowds to a doctor?

Seriously, no evil thoughts went through my mind lah! I was concentrating on getting it free from the zipper. So if you want to know if his dick got erected or not, you have to look at the photos.

Well, for the guys, it was a tempting moment for them to send the photos to STOMP and the dailies for KFC meal vouchers or whatever freebies, but they chose to protect their little buddy and heroic Boss! I'm proud of them and also our clients who know when to keep mum. There are still human beings who are compassionate, trustworthy and undeterred by the lure of temptations, you know! Thanks for your concern and inquisitive phone calls. All your queries will be addressed (Will the photos be shown??? hehehe .......) at our Annual Dinner and Dance and Hey! we should have a 'Dick and Pussy' theme! LOL ........

Lastly, to the MPs and Ministers, you know you can trust this handy woman to handle delicate and sensitive matters. (I can don't blog about it wor!) So at future events, besides your security personnel, I am an asset. hahaha ...... OK, keep reading my blog, I hope it makes you laugh and destress after a hard day's work. Cheers.

er ... you think you all can send my nomination to Boss Loong for this year's National Day award or not? hehehe ......

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