Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Pigs can fly!

My friend sent me an email that I find amusing enough to share with you. Ok, here's what you have to do.

Get a blank piece of A4-sized paper, draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just the head but a basic drawing of one, don't spend too long on it.

Draw the pig before you read on.


So have you done it yet?

Now don't read any further until you have drawn the pig.


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No cheating!

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle you are realistic.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively .·

Facing left you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember dates, birthdays etc.

Facing right you are innovative and active but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates.

Facing front [looking at you] you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.·

With lots of details you are analytical, cautious and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for details and are a risk taker.·

With less than 4 legs showing you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals.

If you have drawn more than 4 legs you are stupid. hehhehheh......

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life and once again the longer the better.

Okay, who didn't draw a tail?

Hmmm so what did your pig look like huh?

After you have drawn your pig, you might want to post the analysis in my 'comments'.


  1. Hey Jayne, how do you like my pig, especially the tail?

  2. never draw lah...I read the bottom of your post liao! You shd just ask pple to draw, then post the analysis tmr mah...:p
    (think the pigs can't wait to come out and replace the dog)....oink oink!

  3. Very interesting. I hope my answers are not distorted by the fact that I dun have A4 paper. :P

    Based on this I am realistic, believe in tradition, am friendly and remember those important dates. I am emotional and naive, caring little for details. A risk taker. Plus I am secure, stubborn while sticking to my ideals. Not a good listener as I did not draw ears. Poor piggie. EEEE. I did not draw a tail.

    This is pretty accurate except the tail part.

  4. ah tigerfish,
    good idea! I'll do that.
    金猪到, 大家过个大肥年!

  5. no accurate for me ley!!! I go post in my blog tonight hehehe!

  6. Now what did I do wrong, my dear GNE? Are you jealous that I stalked Jayne and wrote a poem for her and thendrew a masterpiece for her, is it? Aiyah, she's too old to be my GNE lah.

  7. Oh dear, I really should slap myself. I just realised that my dear GNE is born in the Year of the Pig! OMG, did I say anything bad about the pig? Maybe she's angry with me for not mentioning about her in my post?

  8. Elaine,
    now then you know arh?
    must be a sexually-starved old bugger.... poor Vic.

  9. Aiyah GNE, where got everything I can say 'is about sexsexsex'? You are over-exaggerating lah. Jayne's posts got more of those stuff and more steamy some more.

    Eh, but I thought someone said that sex is a very normal part of life leh. Nothing dirty about it. So why want to slap people ah? Sigh... So sad.

  10. I'm realistic, living through a period of major change, no tail (har har), I'm a risk taker, and I'm direct.

  11. Year of the pig will be an interesting one for all of us. It is one of my favourite animals - to eat! Yum yum!

  12. (T_T) i m so sad now.. sob.. sob.. i typed a long long love message on ur prev post yday but it was lost.

    Did this test b4, it came in a very cute ppt file. can send u if u want. =)

  13. zeezee dear,
    argghhhh, what happened? how come the long, long love message didn't appear leh? aiyo, curious to see what you write....

  14. no one shall EVER see my pig :)

  15. I saw this question before and I asked a friend on it. Minutes later I went back to him and he gave me a blank paper.

    "How to draw huh?"