Why did you all think it was a joke? It was a cry for help! Maybe I have been too frivolous, so no one takes me seriously. I shudder to think, the next time if I got
erm....., I think I should change my blogging style, be a more responsible blogger and write sombre posts. :)
Some thought I was having a rendezvous with another man. Geez.... I would be an airhead if I twittered for help! Some friends actually called my hubby! You were really dead serious on getting me into trouble huh?
Oh, cocka said I didn't do it right. I was supposed to butter, oil or lubricate the dick before freeing it. Excuse me, butter? I couldn't even keep my face straight during that memorable moment. The idea of smearing it with butter would only make me smack my lips, thinking of - Corn on the Cob!!!!
Now don't get me high on the lubricating part. The only lubricant I could use then was my saliva. And the thought of coating it directly with a few quick deep sucks is really tempting! Can you imagine that scenerio? OMG!
Many of my girlfriends are dying to be in my shoes. hahaha........
Oh, for guys who have penises of steel, Dr Chan suggested WD-40. :)