Wednesday, April 02, 2008

New Millenium Matchmaker Eastcoastlife

lol.... this is not new, but that's the new photo for my matchmaker role. I need the matured look to be convincing. kakaka....

I'm a great supporter of marriage. Every one needs a companion. A family isn't complete without kids. My opinion.

Many single men and ladies I know want to find their Mr or Miss Right. There's no such thing as the perfect match. No matter how perfect at the beginning, there will be chips and cracks as the years pass by.

It is tough whenever people have unrealistic or high expectations. I have come across people who want the impossible. It's easier to be a pimp these days ...... and command high fees for your recommendation.

If you are an introvert or too busy with work to look for love, maybe you can consider hiring a matchmaker.
Call : 1800 - eastcoastlife

First 10 who sign up, gets a free introduction! Hurray! While stocks last!

Guarantee!? You think I sell durians!!


39 comments:

  1. eastcoast, what an offer! Do you mean this or is this an April Fool's joke? I'm sure you would be an excellent matchmaker! :)

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  2. ecl,
    How this works ah? Free kah? hahaha!:P

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  3. Mary,
    Of course I mean it. You need my service? hehehe....

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  4. Kok!
    You sign up as member first! You get a free intro. :)

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  5. ecl,
    Where to sign up oh? 1800 ah? I don't want wife. I want friend. Can ah? kekekeke!

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  6. *piak piak Kok*
    Matchmaker recommend wife.... want friend go find social websites! aiyooooh....

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  7. ecl,
    Don't lah piak me! hahahaha! I no income yet. So cannot have wife first mah. Any girl you recommend can work and support me ah? I want. hahahaha!

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  8. Bei min ecl, I be the first to sign up then... haha!:P

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  9. Wow, maybe I can get your service and I'm serious :)

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  10. I like your picture. Very pretty. You. And the picture, too.

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  11. Hallo hallo!!! I'd like to 'order' two grooms and a bride... one groom for Mistipoople and the other one for myself.. the bride is for the L B... kekekekke...

    *waits for Prince Charming to 'fall'*

    Free, rite??? Hahaha...

    *kiss the Cheongsam Lady*

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  12. That picture is very becoming of you :) with added effect of the fan samo...you really think of everything!

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  13. One dozen durians, please... Seedless type, preferably without spikes, and tall, and not necessarily tanned. Must come with built-in Lormaikai, yes?

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  14. A lot of singaporeans come over to JB and keep mistresses. I want to reverse that trend can ah? Introduce me 1?

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  15. You look very nice in the picture.

    Speed dating is popular in the states. You meet 12 people or so, but only have 3 or 5 minutes to talk, and get to know each person. Then you move on to the next person. You choose which ones you like at the end. I never tried it. How can you get to know someone in 5 minutes?

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  16. Good shot of yourself. You look sweet and charming. What if someone fall for you instead?

    I am already happily married. I just come by to visit you before I go for vacation.

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  17. My heart is taken, but I'll pass your information on to friends!

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  18. Really beautyful, eastcoastlife!
    Thank you.


    NURIN JAZLIN
    MURDERED. 9 YEARS OLD. WHY? ARE WE HUMAN?
    .
    Please!
    TO AVOID SUCH A TRAGEDY HAPPENING AGAIN, AND FOR THE SALVATION OF OUR CHILDREN, WE ARE DOING A WORLDWIDE CAMPAIGN, DISPLAYING THE IMAGE OF NURIN JAZLIN JAZIMIN IN BLOGS ALL OVER THE WORLD ON 25TH APRIL 2008. LET'S NOT FORGET NURIN JAZLIN.

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  19. i agree. marriage is bonded by God and cannot be separated by people.

    yep. there's no mr and ms perfect.

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  20. That's a gorgeous picture - good luck in your new venture. I hope it's a magical time for you and your friends who search for love.

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  21. You look very good in the cheongsam.
    Hope the new venture as a matchmaker works out :)

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  22. @_@
    Side line 媒婆?
    Match-make I think better than blind date bah.
    My friend went for blind date, she couldn't tahan the guy until she had to run via the restaurant back door!
    包吃榴莲 also got rotten ones :P

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  23. Haha
    While stock last...

    I better not say anthing, in case you call me 'gatal' :P

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  24. Wah~~your new part time ar? Or full time? Got dog matchmaker, want to find a partner for my gal gal leh. Hehehe

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  25. You are so pretty!

    Professional matchmaker? Where were you two years ago when I was still single?

    I was stuck with aunties who are one hundred years old who can hardly see, let alone introduce me a decent mr right. :)

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  26. ECL, I am looking for a young lady...I'm sure you could get the right one.

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  27. Hahaha.....Kok is interested. No guarantee meh? :)

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  28. Finally..I duno why hor..everytime I click on your page , my computer gantung one..3 times liao..ishh..

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  29. Are you for real? Because if you are, I have girlfriends who might welcome your help.

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  30. For your popularity I think you better change vocation to be a marriage counsellor, I think you will do well!

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  31. Love the cheongsam color! You got my vote tonight dear, all the best in this BOTB! :)

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  32. i want only a part time wife..can or not?

    :) hahahahaha...

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  33. I want to try my luck!! I want!! Part-time, full-time pun sapu!

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