Why date a girl?

I got to know this young man about 3 months ago. Tall, pleasant looking but a little fat. hehehe..... Nice boy. He treated me like his mother (duh), telling me many sob sob stories about his adult life. zzzzz........

One evening, he scammed invited me for dinner. He was vexing over his career. He envies people who dare to venture out and start their own business. He was thinking of quitting a well-paying job, do some self study, work part-time and then start his own small business. As a successful businesswoman, I gave him some advice which he accepted. The key word is 'Time Management'.

Ok... ok. Come to the gist of the story. Like the typical kaypoh (busybody) concerned mother, I asked about his love life.

He had 7 girlfriends!! Wow! All - kaput! Some reasons are so lame. Now, for more than a year, he has been alone. Poor guy. No dates. tsk tsk tsk........Well, on and off he did go out with some chicks. There was one particular date which I simply have to highlight.

One evening, he picked up this hot chick at her workplace. They had dinner at Clark Quay, then adjorned for drinks, then went for a walk. Then sat at a romantic place and ..... chatted. Yes, you heard me correct, chatted! For hours. Until 4 am the next day!!! That is so crazy!

You can't blame the girl when she grew cold towards him the next day and told her peers with great a tinge of disappointment,"Nothing happened. Last night was not a HOT date." The goondu asked,"Was she expecting something to happen?" Ya lah!! #%*&@!

"Why do you date girls? Let me teach you the businessman's way of dating girls. Time is precious and every hour means Money. Identify your motive. If you date to find a girl to marry, by all means, woo her with expensive dinners and blood-red roses. If you date a girl for *cough cough*, then don't waste time. Talk!? Talk so much for what? Action lah!" **Suggestions -censored. Ay, this is a G-rated blog. Geez.... **

He was so shocked and blurted,"How can you teach me this! You teach your son this too? "

"Yes. Worse." hahaha......

Ok any girl who likes a sucker nice man to buy you dinner and listen to your rants, please email me. I'll line a date with this nice young man so he can waste his life and will never get his business off the ground..... No chance, boy.

Note : This is a PPP. Purposely Published Post (Jaymes called it Pang Pui Post :)), also known as a Scandalous Post to irk the above-mentioned blogger. Many bloggers would be able to guess who he is. :) This post is meant to entertain. Afterall, it's only a few days to revealing the Award Winners at Piss.sg 1st Anniversay Blog Awards Party!