Sunday, February 25, 2007

36 ways to make love

This happened some time back. I was teaching Jaymes his Maths when he asked if I know there are 36 ways to make love. "Got so many meh? I only can count 11. How do you know there are 36?"

It seems he read it in a magazine in his school library! I can imagine the students scrambling to the library to look for it now! hahaha.......... It's not there anymore, Jaymes couldn't find it when he went back to look for it.

He told a few of his classmates about his findings and this info spread like wildfire throughout the school. Jaymes has a girlfriend in the same school. Guys went up to her and asked,"Is it true that Jaymes knows the 36 ways of making love?" I almost flipped upon hearing this. Jeez! These teenagers are really naive! And adorable!

Hey kids! Jaymes cannot do anything ( 英雄无用武之地) even if he is well-versed in the art of love-making! In Singapore, he will get caned for having sex with a minor! So chill it!

So I proceeded to research the different ways of love-making. And make illustrations of it to pass down to Jaymes and his future generations. I would love to take photos but hubby is not co-operative. Anyway, I think it would be a hilarious album for my grandchildren when it's supposed to teach them the pleasures of love-making! hehe.........

Crazy ah ma (grandma) !


Imagine.........20 years later,


江湖上流传 - 天下第一 <陈家做爱密极>!
誓必掀起'武林'争霸战!

I still cannot find 36 ways! Where did the magazine get this info? Anyone has any clue about this?

40 comments:

  1. 36? I thought there were 69 LOL eastcoastlife!! cool caveman he knows so much! your friend Roger

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  2. Blush! I'm surprised at you. (just kidding). Actually the number 36 probably comes from the Kama Sutra (kamasutram), the ancient Indian text on sex, which has 36 chapters. "Kama" means desire.

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  3. Hi Roger!
    69? hmmmm..... where do I start?
    hahaha........

    Naughty Roger!

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  4. Ooo pandabonium,
    Thanks for the lead. I'm gonna got my hand on that and do some serious research.

    Got to do the right things for my future generation and hopes! hahaha.......

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  5. Don't shoot me woman, but you have been tagged over at my blog. It's a great cause to safegard our kids on the net. Don't usually do these, but this one was worth it.

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  6. wow... your posts are becoming very diverse! i think its great that you can have a converstaion with your son like this... it seems pretty normal (given my experineces, anyway) althgouh folks who dont have kids that age (between 12-16) and live in a "real" world may think it odd...
    kudos on a great post!
    take care...

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  7. 36 or 360? There can be as many as you want, just combine a few 'patterns' and you get n=infinite!


    BTW, I just saw your porn post will do so :)

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  8. hoho Castaway,
    thanks for your praises. awww.... (blush).

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  9. wah ang mo kio!
    You think buy 4D, 24打!!! You so expert, teach my son la! I still cannot get 36! hmmmmm...... try wif hubby tonight. muahahahha....

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  10. 36 huh?... Let me go back to bed and see. I will get back to you on this.

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  11. eh... *waves* hello! :)
    thanks for the birthday greet!
    have a great weekend!

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  12. Hahaha.... Paula the surf Mom!
    Thanks in advance for your assistance to improve the life of mankind!

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  13. Hi mistipurple,
    You're welcome! Have a great birthday! See you around.

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  14. Aduh makcik.. where have u been? Surely there are more ways then juz missionary and 69, betul? Eh, can ask Jaymes to give uncle some tips or not? Shameful lah... no wonder wife is bored ... sigh.

    LOL.

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  15. I know 100 at least. Waiting to try some more out!

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  16. I saw few books about making love in Paris, which is more than 36 patterns. Just I dont think we can get it from SG.

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  17. Wah! Chris, so you also not very well-versed huh! OK, I'll ask Jaymes to share his manual with you. hahaha.......

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  18. Waaahhh! Dwacon, you are the Master! 100 and still got some more!! I still cannot get 36! hehe....

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  19. Hi Pauline,
    Thanks for dropping in!
    So there are really more than 36! Sorry guys, I have to trust a lady more. hahaha.......

    em.... know where I can get hold of those books?

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  20. Doc Chan,
    Wah! If I finish my this research, then that's when the real fun begins, right? right?

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  21. Anyone who managed to do all 36, please YouTube it for the benefits of the rest of us! Muahhahaha!

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  22. Well.. you can have fun WHILE doing the research :-)

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  23. actually if not mistaken, kamasutra has shown 1001 positions hehehehehehehe

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  24. i forgot to add, i only managed to find 9 positions with my fiancee, dang, long way more to go.

    btw respect u mama-san hehe nice open topic

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  25. kama sutra, photo's 36 ways... positions? post your photo's and maybe we can suggest how you can get to 36? I know Becky can help with this...


    meow.

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  26. Whoaaaa SauerKraut,
    My photos? That would be a ball! hahaha...

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  27. hey...i got the kamasutra thing in my pendrive now...i'll email u. :D

    if u snap pix, sent to me ok? :P

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  28. really arh! miche, thanks!

    ok, I share my pics with you! hahaha......

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  29. i send u the movie lah, much more detailed hahaha dun get me wrong, its not a porn movie, its an art movie

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  30. Just 36? wakakakakaa

    Hey the US needs a bunch of those canes too.

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  31. Munaks
    You have the kama sutra, right? Is it a must-read for all males in India? kekeke..........

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  32. mama-san, you are asking the wrong guy this question, how i know abt males in india hehe am not indian, nvr been there

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  33. munaks,
    You have the movie yet you dun know the origin? The movie's not based on the famous kama sutra?

    Got to send it to me la!

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  34. SimpleAmerican, you make an interesting point. A more universal application of caning for teenaged boys for having underaged sex would really help to reduce incidence of teenaged sex and teenaged pregnancy. What better way to make teenaged boys keep "it" in their pants.

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