36 ways to make love

This happened some time back. I was teaching Jaymes his Maths when he asked if I know there are 36 ways to make love. "Got so many meh? I only can count 11. How do you know there are 36?"

It seems he read it in a magazine in his school library! I can imagine the students scrambling to the library to look for it now! hahaha.......... It's not there anymore, Jaymes couldn't find it when he went back to look for it.

He told a few of his classmates about his findings and this info spread like wildfire throughout the school. Jaymes has a girlfriend in the same school. Guys went up to her and asked,"Is it true that Jaymes knows the 36 ways of making love?" I almost flipped upon hearing this. Jeez! These teenagers are really naive! And adorable!

Hey kids! Jaymes cannot do anything ( 英雄无用武之地) even if he is well-versed in the art of love-making! In Singapore, he will get caned for having sex with a minor! So chill it!

So I proceeded to research the different ways of love-making. And make illustrations of it to pass down to Jaymes and his future generations. I would love to take photos but hubby is not co-operative. Anyway, I think it would be a hilarious album for my grandchildren when it's supposed to teach them the pleasures of love-making! hehe.........

Crazy ah ma (grandma) !

Imagine.........20 years later,

江湖上流传 - 天下第一 <陈家做爱密极>!

誓必掀起'武林'争霸战!

I still cannot find 36 ways! Where did the magazine get this info? Anyone has any clue about this?