Tuesday, August 19, 2008

These Go in your Butt - WW



During colonoscopy, a gastroenterologist uses a colonoscope to look inside the colon.

The colonoscope is a long, thin, flexible tube with a tiny video camera and a light on the end. By adjusting the various controls on the colonoscope, the gastroenterologist can carefully guide the instrument in any direction to look at the inside of the colon. The high-quality picture from the colonoscope is shown on a TV monitor, and gives a clear, detailed view.

Colonoscopy is also a safe and effective way to evaluate problems such as:

  • Blood loss.
  • Abdominal or rectal pain.
  • Changes in bowel habits, such as chronic diarrhoea.
  • Abnormalities that may have first been detected by other studies, such as an inflamed colon noted on a CT scan of the abdomen.
  • Active bleeding from the large bowel.

I couldn't help publishing this JOKE! ^-^


Smug Dr ECL pulls a Fast One!




102 comments:

Yen said...

you're cracking me up with that photo,ECL! Bwahaha..The Swarovski flip flops is a little steep but it's not really that expensive:D

picturing said...

omg....that is scary things :D

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Juliana RW said...

second shots is funny :D

thanks drop at my ww post

CK-II said...

What an educational post. Thanks for sharing this. :)

eastcoastlife said...

Yen,
That photo of me is meant to bring a smile to your lovely face. :P

I'm going to check out that pair of flip flops at our local Swavorski store!

eastcoastlife said...

picturing,
That indeed is scary but mecessary! :)

eastcoastlife said...

Juliana,
Oh... the second shot is supposed to be funny, not scary nor necessary. haha...

eastcoastlife said...

CK-II,
Welcome. Thanks for your info on the Unagi restaurant. *slurp*

Napaboaniya said...

OOUCH! I guess those are Jayme's bums? :P

eastcoastlife said...

Napaboaniya,
Yes. Fat bums. tsk tsk tsk.....

stanley said...

ECL
That photo of you with that stiff index finger reminds me of the visit to the oncologist at the NUH a few years back to check on my piles. The procedure involved poking his finger into my rectum to feel the piles. It was a painful experience in spite of the doctor's soothing my fears.

eastcoastlife said...

stanley,
Most doctors try to assure patients before examinations that it will not hurt but usually the patients would feel pain.

Why do patients feel the pain?
It's not supposed to hurt, the doctors are too rough? :P

It's not the doctors' flesh so they don't care? ish.

I wanted very much to marry a surgeon, but whenever I think of where his index finger went, I give up!! wahahaha....

day-dreamer said...

When I saw your title I thought of _butt! LOL.

I can't bear to think about how it feels...

Bernard said...

"I wanted very much to marry a surgeon, but whenever I think of where his index finger went, I give up!! wahahaha...."

Ahemm... !! I still polish off banana-leaf rice with my right hand la!

"Most doctors try to assure patients before examinations that it will not hurt but usually the patients would feel pain."

BTW, rectal exams really shouldn't be painful. REALLY... B E L I E V E M E ... *hypnotizing ECL*

If there's something that could make it painful, such as a blood clot or pus under the skin or "cracked lips" at the anus, the examination should be postponed to another time (pay consultation again) ;-)

eastcoastlife said...

day dreamer,
haha... your _butt jie!

Don't even think .... painzzzz!

eastcoastlife said...

Dr Bernard!!!
Finally you come! hahaha....

yah, I saw you sucking on your fingers after polishing off the Chilly Crabs!! *horrors*
Didn't you see me drop my pincer!? hehe...

Yahhhh.... if I believe you, I would have married a surgeon! *covers eyes and ears*

Probably that's why I got the pain, I didn't want to pay for another consultation!! wahahahah....

Horsoon said...

Looking at the 1st pic, then the other with your finger sticking out... gives me goosebumps!!

eastcoastlife said...

Horsoon,
aiyahhhh..... You didn't read the joke that comes with the photo of me. ^o^

jams o donnell said...

Haha ECL. I love the look on your face. Seriously it is an important procedure. Happy WW

eastcoastlife said...

Hi jams!
Glad you didn't miss the message.
Happy WW!

Webradio said...

Brrr ! C'est un intestin ???

Doreen said...

Ouch, this sounds painful!

eastcoastlife said...

webradio,
Excuse me?

er... someone explains what he means. hehe....

eastcoastlife said...

Doreen,
Which one?
Both. Yes, it is painful. :)

the donG said...

maybe anesthesia is needed! hahaha...

eastcoastlife said...

the Dong,
For the colonoscopy, it is general anaesthesia.
For finger examination, the doctor just use a lubricant.

Mariuca said...

HA HA HA!!! Aiyo.... is that poor Jaymes your victim there? He he he, so sporting la Jaymes! :):):)

Digital Flower Pictures said...

I guess it would help if the doctor is as pretty as you.

SandyCarlson said...

I'm still trying to breathe after looking at that!

ettey said...

hahahahahha!!! too funny!

eastcoastlife said...

Mariuca,
Yes, that's sporting Jaymes! hehe....

eastcoastlife said...

Digital Flower Pictures,
awwww.... *blush*

eastcoastlife said...

Sandy,
*hands Sandy a paper bag*
Take a deep breathe!

eastcoastlife said...

ettey,
Laughter keeps the doctor away too. :)

Mojo said...

Okay, that's an image I didn't expect with my morning coffee. You do come right to the point don't you? But I'm right there with Digital Flower Pictures... if I could have Dr. ECL for the procedure I wouldn't mind so much.
-Mojo

eastcoastlife said...

Mojo,
Oops.... I forgot some readers would be staring at it first thing in the morning! :)

Dr ECL could be laughing too hard and posing for the camera to be good for the patients. haha....

Sue said...

Gahhhh That looks scary!!! Happy WW :)

My WW entries for today are at:

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The Paranormal Blog

Nuttin' But

Please stop by if you have a moment :)

eastcoastlife said...

Sue,
Scary for you!? :)

Carver said...

The first shot is interesting, the second one is very funny. Thanks for your kind comments on my blog and I am sorry Jaymes is going through so much with his health. It's always harder when it's our children with health problems. Take care, Carver

eastcoastlife said...

Carver,
Thanks for your encouragement and kind concern. It's really tough to see my young boy go through lab tests after lab tests. I need to keep my sanity sometimes.

Gattina said...

And I just finished eating !!

eastcoastlife said...

gattina,
Sorry. :P

oceanskies79 said...

I personally don't have a fancy for such examination and investigation procedures.... :(

Tommy V said...

I hope I do not need this exam anytime soon. Great post

Sweet Jasmine said...

I've gone thru this process once many years back but it was not much discomfort as I was half sedated.. compared to drinking drums and drums of water to clear the gut before the colonscopy....

Anonymous said...

wow.. ECL, really talking and educating like a surgeon. Dr Bernard's new tou tai ah??
He can now rest d. passed the task to the new surgeon, Dr ECL :-)

Belinda

marcia@joyismygoal said...

Great PSA

Raven said...

Interesting series of posts on colon cancer. Good to raise awareness but keep us smiling at the same time.

the teach said...

eastcoast is this your Ruby Tuesday post? Ha! Happy Ruby Tuesday! :)

Malaika's mummy said...

I guess James is your model in the 2nd picture. Poor James!

Princess said...

I don't think I will like that exam!!! I'll just hope my doctor won't request one for me...ever!
But, helpful info.

J@n!ce said...

Sounded scary & I hope I do not need to take the test :)

Jim said...

Hi ECL, I did one of those three months ago.
Almost everything good, but the doc took me off peanuts and other seeds. Seems he found I had diverticulosis.
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diverticulosis/index.htm

Happy WW, thank you for peeking at my 'dog on the roof.'
..

Ralph said...

Judging by the equipment used in a colonoscopy, I'm glad the anesthetic put me out for the duration of the procedure...

Gbex and Ellen said...

have a good day...

Strider said...

Great JOB Dr. ECL! Hahaha! :)

sho said...

eh...I've had that done b4 k. Never will I wan such an invasive surgery performed on me ever. Ya...used to have IBS. now I'm FREE!!! :P

LadyJava said...

Ouch!!!! Scary lah this procedure..

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eastcoastlife said...

oceanskies,
Nobody has a choice. Once you get older, you would need such examinations regularly. We might do it once a year, imagine the poor doctors doing it on X number of patients everyday!! *shudders*

eastcoastlife said...

Tommy V,
Yep... but do go for regular check-ups when you past 40. :)

eastcoastlife said...

Sweet Jasmine,
I had mine last year and yes it was horrible drinking the huge amount of prescribed beverage.
I was fully sedated, it took only half an hour.

eastcoastlife said...

Belinda,
Gosh. *embarrass*

No lah, trying to share what I learnt at the Colon Cancer fair.

I dare not take over Dr Bernard's job. :P

eastcoastlife said...

Raven,
haha... thanks. Keeping yourself happy also keeps the doctor away. ;)

eastcoastlife said...

the teach,
No, I didn't participate in Ruby Tuesday. I think I should. :)

eastcoastlife said...

malaika's mommy,
hahaha.... Jaymes is the model for most of my post. The silly Mother and son!

eastcoastlife said...

Princess,
Well, I hope never to do it again too but I've become more concern and responsible for my health. I'll go for regular check-ups no matter how yucky they are.

eastcoastlife said...

Janice,
You have a choice but it is good to go for annual check-ups.

eastcoastlife said...

Jim,
That was a recent test. Diverticulosis is common in folks over 40, you need to take in more fibre. I'm also trying to change my eating habits. Tough but trying.... have to. :)

eastcoastlife said...

Ralph,
I had the same feeling too when I saw this equipment at the fair. hehe....

eastcoastlife said...

Strider,
Thank you! haha....

eastcoastlife said...

sho,
aiyohhh... young people also having colonoscopy. My Jaymes had it too when he complained of acute abdominal pains. Watch your diet, kids.

eastcoastlife said...

Lady Java,
Which one? the first picture or the second? haha....

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sho said...

yes mama! I swear never to skip my meals like I did in the past or eat strange things ever! lol.

eastcoastlife said...

sho,
Good boy! *pat pat boy boy's head*
hehe...

Leonard said...

thanks for the knowledge..

happy WW!

aminhers said...

lets check up !

tigerfish said...

hahahha, 打屁股! *piak piak*
You more like teacher...not doctor!

Mariuca said...

Hola ECL! Here to drop off Mariuca for the day. Hey, in this picture, you totally look like my friend Audrey! Almost like twins! :)

eastcoastlife said...

tigerfish,
I'm a teacher in real life..... so how to be a doctor? Can be a doctor's wife. :P

eastcoastlife said...

Mariuca,
Thanks for dropping EC daily! Who's Audrey? Is she a blogger too? :)

SHIELA said...

Yucks!!! Did you do it without a glove???

I am a nurse so this thing is not new to me :)

Happy Wednesday!

foongpc said...

Nice post on colonoscopy. I underwent that some years back and still kept the recording of it. I hated to drink the laxatives the doctor asked me to drink the night before my colonoscopy - 3 big bottles and I almost vomited! The taste was terrible!

TOM said...

Maybe your butt EC, not coming near my butt with that thing!!

Farah Deen said...

Eeeww! that looks really scary right? I mean, that thingy goes inside and roam inside the body and everywhere in the colon? wow! anyway, thanks to modern technology, all these are possible now. I don't remember anyone going for an operation and saying, "oh, if you want to see how the op went through, I have the DVD of the whole thing!" LOL Now, that's possible too! very good but in today's world, there's more complicated diseases too.

Farah Deen said...

oh, I just noticed you changed your header- I love it! pretty.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Things you really do not want to see, but funny! Happy WW!

Gabriel said...

I spend most of my days looking at colonoscopy images...and the occasional video!

My WW post: Popcorn on wheels

Muthering Heights said...

That is equally hilarious and terrifying!

Pretty Life Online said...

LOL! Perfect catch! Happy WW! mine’s up too hope you can drop by.... thanks a lot!!!! I won....

Barbara Doduk said...

HAHAHA oh my...

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Great pic, ECL!

The Fitness Diva said...

Ay, papi! I don't even want to think about it!!

Marsha said...

Well you certainly got to the 'bottom' of this subject!

Pinay Jade said...

Hahaha! Terrifying!

eastcoastlife said...

Shiela,
I DIDN'T do anything! Pose only. hehehe....
*sniffs sniffs fingers*

eastcoastlife said...

foongpc,
I had it too and the night before the colonoscopy was Hell! I was so exhausted after all the trips to the toilet. Yep, the drink was awful.

eastcoastlife said...

Tom,
Go for a check up. They might not find anything but you would sleep better. :P
I had mine done.

eastcoastlife said...

Farah,
Yah, got DVD of the procedure too! yucks, who wants to see their insides?

I didn't expect it to be such a long tube! I was asleep when it happened.

marites1034 said...

that bottom pic is quite funny hehehehe! yah, a friend had a colonoscopy and he told his story quite graphically, he had us truly scared.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Somebody sent me here...now who was it.... oh, it was mojo. I loved this post and the one you linked to. Funny!

Margaret
Nanny Goats In Panties