Friday, April 11, 2008

My First Gigolo - PhotoHunt

PhotoHunt - eastcoastlife's story with a twist

One night, after a sumptious dinner at a popular Hong Kong restaurant, my good friend Ching announced that she and I would be going to Shenzhen for a night's stay. She asked her chauffer to send Jaymes and her son, Brandon home before returning to leave us the car. She drove me to a ...... bar!!?

It was situated in a secluded part of the territory. It was a nondescript building but once you enter, you see many gorgeous hunks dressed very smartly sitting around, chatting and drinking, either among themselves or with some ladies. My eyes nearly popped out and I was indignant that Ching would dare bring me to such a place! (If it happens to me now, it would be a different story..... hehehe.....)

Ching seemed at ease in this place. A few guys came forward to greet her. She introduced me to them. Omg, they were so handsome and their muscular bodies were bulging through their immaculate suits! (Funny, I was so observant at that time. Beast!!!) I felt my knees grow weak, my cheeks felt warm and I was oogling.

Both of us were led to a room. It was decorated romantically, there were long, comfortable sofas, soft lighting, drinks, fruits like grapes, cherries, strawberries, bananas and some tiny snacks.

A while later, two guys came in. One of them walked right up to Ching, hugged and kissed her. The other one came towards me and plonked himself beside me. I dared not look at him and shifted a little to the side because he was too close for comfort. He stretched out his right hand and introduced himself as 'Mark'. He then asked for my name.

There seemed to be a lump in my throat, I meekly let out an inaudible sound and he leaned forward to catch what I was saying. OMG! His closeness, his warm breath and the smell of his cologne was intoxicating. I felt myself swooning.

It was then I looked up and OMG again. Leon Lai!! Arrrghhhh! Leon Lai!! Sitting right in front of me was Leon Lai!! (Leon Lai is a popular Hong Kong singer & actor, he was my idol at that time.) I blurted out Leon Lai's name!

Mark gave a little chuckle and said he wasn't Leon Lai, he just resembles him and many people said so. I couldn't help staring at him, he REALLY looks like Leon Lai. But he was younger and Leon Lai didn't need to be in this line.

It was then Ching started to introduce me to the guys. "Stop teasing her! She's a teacher from Singapore! Make sure you make her happy tonight! And you... relax!"

I groaned & wished there was a hole for me to hide, Ching was embarassing me. She was lying on the sofa. Two cushions behind her, her left hand was tucked behind her head and her right hand was around the neck of the other guy. The guy took a grape, popped it into his mouth, leaned towards her and proceeded to pass it to her mouth. I think I stared with my mouth open.

"Would you like some fruits?" Mark asked helpfully.

"Huh?!?! No! No! No! Thanks!" I felt awkward, I didn't know where to look nor put my hands. I sat straight as a rod with my hands on my lap.

Mark moved closely, placing his left hand behind the back of the sofa I was sitting. Wah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Gulp, I could feel the searing heat of his body through my clothes, with him sitting so close to me.

"Would you like to lie down?" Mark asked politely.

"No! No! No need. Thanks." I'm not going to embarrass myself tonight.

"Ok! Relax. I will respect you and not do anything that you are not comfortable with. ok? It's your first time?.... Let me sing you a song." Mark was very reassuring and slowly I was getting comfortable in his presence.

Mark sang very well. And knowing that I like Leon Lai, he sang all the Leon Lai songs for me. Looking at Mark, it was like Leon Lai himself was singing to me. And he looked into your eyes, his piercing gaze melting my body, melting my soul, melting my defences.........

Ching & I stayed for about two hours before leaving.... with the two guys! Ching made me take Mark's car while she had her guy in her car. Mark drove a flashy BMW and followed Ching's car. I almost flipped out when the cars stopped in front of a grand hotel.

When I got down I ran to Ching, demanding to know what she was doing. She just said we were staying in this hotel that night and she pulled me into the hotel lobby. She went right up to the lifts and we went up to the 16th floor. In the lift, Mark asked if I was ok, I guessed he sensed my discomfort. All this time, Ching grabbed my right arm in a firm grip. I thought to myself, "This time die!"

to be continued ............



Hope it adds a smile to your face!
Happy weekend!!! :)









80 comments:

  1. Wah piang eh.... It looks like an R(A) post in the making. No wonder Victor is so happy to stalk you.....

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  2. hahaha.... you see, I have to provide entertainment for such people, where got time to help in my hubby's business?

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  3. whoa made my body react! Can't wait to hear the continuation!!

    Thanks for wonderful link "hot babe Tisha" that's hilarious sweets!

    Guess who is going to be on My Point Radio tomorrow? Me! Can't believe it...it's during your work hours I am sure but I put the details on my blog and hope that you can make it! Many kisses

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  4. Hot babe Tisha!
    You are one hot babe, girl. Whew! Most of your readers will find you so. I just love reading your posts.

    I'm gonna tune in!

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  5. phew! I need to take a cold shower. More girl, more!

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  6. Quick lah, tell me second episode of your Ah Mah (grandmother) story. Don't keep me in suspenders 'cos your story got me 'sitting with a straight rod within my hands between my laps'. Muahahaha.

    Can say you not so eloquent as me some more. You are not only eloquent but articulate. Are you sure your full name is not Jayne Austen? Except that your story is more like a female version of a field report from a HSL's (lecher's)maiden visit to Geylang redlight district, haha.

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  7. Victor,
    Hold your horses!!

    I need to remember the details after all these years. You should be thankful I offer you the woman's version, an honest experience.

    And Brandon's the one 'correcting' my story now! He 'forced' me to put in the juicy bits. Am I a good teacher or not? 青,取之于蓝, 而青于蓝!

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  8. Eugene,
    My posts look like an elementary kid's compared to your writing..... no, I don't mean writing nonsensical stuff like mine!

    You write very well even for every day events. You make mundane tasks sound so interesting.

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  9. haha.. eastcoastlife, come across ur blog on Myblogroll

    This is hilarious. i used to like Leon Lai too.
    Cant wait to read the ending. =)

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  10. huh? I'm on MyBlogRoll? ho say liao... :)
    Thanks for dropping by!

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  11. Very nice blog, keep up the good work. Very nice writing style too :)

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  12. Spiderman!!!
    Wah! super hero also dropping in!
    Thanks for your compliments.... blush....blush..... :)

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  13. Victor,
    must be humble so people don't say I'm always boasting. So difficult to be popular.... haiz

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  14. Leon Lai used to be really cute... But he's now an old man. =p

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  15. Amie!!!
    Don't like that lah! Call him an old man.

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  16. *sizzle*
    *twizzle*
    Waaa, ok, ok... I know you don't carry expired condoms with you.. so what happened?! Swimming pool?
    Love the photo!

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  17. Bernard!
    Long time no see! Only such a post can lure you out! hahaha....

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  18. LB,
    You love Leon Lai ah!? Handsome rite? hehehe...
    *wears diving suit... jumps into swimming pool*

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  19. You've made my heart rate increase as I read your post. Ha ha! It's a quite a cliffhanger and can't wait to read the rest.

    My PH is not up yet. I'll post it later.

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  20. This must have quite a memorable experience that it is still refreshing to post the story for yet another time.

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  21. ecl,
    I thought you'll agree leh... You disappointed me lah. hahahaha! Just joking.:P

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  22. kakakaka... aiyohhh!! sayang neh!! aisay... nxt time, call me! hahaa...

    eh, winn oso likey leon leh.. kekekee...

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  23. Oooh what's next? Looking forward to the continuation, have a great weekend ECL! :)

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  24. You got me sitting on the edge of my seat. I hope we don't have to wait too long for part two.

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  25. Coool story, you really could be a famous author!!!!

    Only thing missing now is a mad uncle and an evil stepmother - or maybe rival.. *giggles*

    Thanks for the kind comment on the loss of my mom.

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  26. Wait a minute, your FIRST gigolo, you mean you've had more than one? *giggles*

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  27. Wow great story! What a wonderfully entertaining take on the theme

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  28. part 2 please hehehe...

    unique for ph theme

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  29. -Definitely the most unique post! what a fast paced story well told!! Good you keep your integrity there ;-)

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  30. HAHAHAHA, that's the only thing i kept doing while reading. LOL

    a great twist to this week's theme :P

    Have a great weekend ahead !

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  31. What a story! I'm glad you didn't take the bait. You did right.

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  32. Woman!!! it's 845am only leh and you got me high reading this.... I read so fast then at the bottom Kwa! Kwa! Kwa! to be continued!!!....

    Quick Quick continue... *evil*

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  33. LOL .... that's fine story-telling, ECL! now I'm hooked ... i need to read what happened next! :)

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  34. Now are you making this whole thing up ECL? Anyway we are waiting with bated breath in any event.

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  35. Dang! I want more! continue continue!! Yours stories brings back good memories..;) Be back for the part two. But I need a cold shower first..lol

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  36. I was sitting on the edge of my chair as I read...........

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  37. Aiyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...dem potong stim ler...bila next epi jek?...

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  38. Hi ECL,

    You are funny! =D Wonder if I will go 'crazy' like a fan when I see you on the streets!

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  39. OMG! What have you done? Lingeries all over the floor!

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  40. Wow!! saucy post sia..lol...

    Interesting to know that there are actually call-guys in bars..lol...

    Looking forward to ur next post =)

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  41. OMG! OMG! Can't wait to know what happened after that! Hey, don't leave us high and dry here ECL, quick quick continue the story!

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  42. I love your top picture, food for twisted minds, lol.
    And your story is very amusing!! hope we get the 2nd part soon :)

    Happy PH and happy weekend!
    Mar

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  43. Hi ECL,

    Thanks for your visit. I'm a research student @ NTU :P Not a medical student, hee..

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  44. Hey ECL.. what's my brother doing in your "action" script.. hehe :P What a great twist story but is that your errr errrr all over the floor? It's so kinky :P

    http://crizcats.blogspot.com/

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  45. Hahaha.. I am seeing this story... Interesting :D

    Where's the continuation...

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  46. Hahaha.. Thanks for a good laugh!! Part 2 coming up soon?? :)

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  47. nice story for the theme... lol! after what happened?.... mine's up too hope you can drop by.

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  48. lol!!! great one fot the theme... mine's up too hope you can drop by...

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  49. the tension builds up....the wait for the twist is just excrutiaing ...

    Pearl

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  50. Wow...what a crowd puller....this one can be....suspense make it the more attractive....for those waiting for the 'stiptease' to unveil every piece of her clothings to the last piece.....

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  51. oops..i mean 'striptease...come on ....give us the last piece...

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  52. Oh no, what happens next?!?!? I must find out!

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  53. Thanks so much for your generous comment on my Twisted theme photos - I'm always happy to share knowledge with other writers and photographers.

    Thank goodness you survived this experience!

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  54. I wanna know the rest!!!!!!! Sounds sooooooo fun...What a night.

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  55. If I smile, does that make me twisted. ;)

    Great story!

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  56. lol - love the title... And well the photo...

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  57. Ha ha, what a great idea! Truly a twist!

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  58. Wah!! what happened to your lingeries?hahahah!! Can't wait to hear the next episode.

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  59. My eyes were popping as I read the post. Have a great weekend. Cant wait for Part 2.

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  60. Edge of seat here, ECL...more quickly!

    My 600th post is up now!

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  61. Great story! I can't wait to read the ending.

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  62. Good story, don't keep us hanging for long!

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  63. oh yes this have a twist for a story sounds like a wonderful time.
    My photo is up.

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  64. this looks like it is going to b another ecl trademark post..i will come back for the continuation haha

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