Friday, November 09, 2007

What teenage boys pray for ........

A lady approaches me and tells me, "Mrs Tan, I have a problem. I have two teenage daughters, and lately they are out of my control. They only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" I inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" I exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your daughters over to my house and I will put them with my son and male students who I taught to pray and read the bible. My boys will teach your daughters to stop saying that terrible phrase and they will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her daughters to my house. Jaymes and the other boys are holding rosary beads and praying in their room. The lady leaves her daughters with the boys and the girls say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

Jaymes looks over at the other male students and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"


  1. Hi Dwacon
    Still waiting for you to visit me. When??? I go visit you! Bring me to Hollywood! Yeah.

  2. yenjai,
    kenapa kesian? Anak saya betul begitu. He told me this joke.

  3. I'm going to use real life. Maybe I can trick my wife into believing I really am a nice guy HA!

  4. mama bok,
    Can you imagine Jaymes told me this joke? I changed it a little so he became the star. hahaha.....

  5. Mike,
    haha.... it would be interesting to see how she reacts. I'm sure you are a nice guy. muahahahaha.....

  6. **rofl** and your jokes. Are they originally ECL's?

    Funny lah but I should have known because you don't read the bible so I should have known it was a joke!

  7. Judy,
    Jaymes told me most of the jokes. I don't know where he got them but he cracks me up. I rewrite some of the jokes and use it on my business associates and friends. hehe..... The jokes sound funnier when I say them.

    Excuse me, I read the bible.