Thursday, October 04, 2007

When a woman lies .......

One afternoon, eastcoastlife was fishing while sitting close to a river and her fishing rod fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

ECL replied that her fishing rod had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden fishing rod set with pearls. "Is this your fishing rod?" the Lord asked.

ECL replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver fishing rod ringed with sapphires. "Is this your fishing rod?" the Lord asked again.

ECL replied, "No"

The Lord reached down again and came up with a wooden fishing rod. "Is this your fishing rod?" the Lord asked.

ECL replied, "YES."

The lord was pleased with ECL's honesty and gave her all three fishing rods to keep, and she went home happy.

Some years later, ECL was walking with her husband along the same riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" **Knowing ECL, it's tears of joy. **

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Brad Pitt. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried ECL. **She cannot believe her luck!**

The Lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is an untruth!"

ECL replied, "No. No. No. My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Brad Pitt, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband, and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to handle all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Brad Pitt."

The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONOURABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.




56 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Yes, I kinda agree with the moral though. :D

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  2. Hello day-dreamer,
    Long time no see. Happy to see you here.

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  3. Wah I can't believe I got the first comment! Wahahahaha!

    You play MSN too? Can I add you? Hehe.

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  4. Yup, the post still red-hot and you came! hehehe....

    Add me on MSN lor. pssst... you got Facebook?

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  5. I agree T O T A L L Y !

    So.....

    Who did you lie to?
    Haha...

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  6. mamasan, i like ur story though i wouldnt mind all 3 wives hahaha

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  7. WEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEE!!!!

    This is good one! Must remember if mine ever falls in!

    U very gung ho la...whacking my vampires upside down, beating me big time in R,P,S!!!!!!! ;-)

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  8. Hahaha, good one, ECL!!! Chris'll be delighted, no doubt! LOL!!

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  9. The Lord didn't reply after that? Silence means consent? :)

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  10. My angel,
    *eyes wide-open, fluttering my long eye-lashes and looking innocent*

    I didn't lie.

    blueeek....... hahahaha....

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  11. munak,
    For the men, of course they wouldn't mind having 3 wives - the more the merrier!

    That's why the Lord have different ways to deal with you men. hehehe....

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  12. mott,
    I wonder what the Lord would fish out of the river for you. hmmmm.....

    hehehehe.... train your vampires and feed them more blood, then come and whack me lor! nyek nyek nyek.....

    You know I'm good with my fingers..... ^-^

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  13. Lb,
    Yalor.

    You didn't pity me. sigh....

    I want Kwong Sang Woo!!!

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  14. Miss Loi,
    Nope. He took back Brad Pitt and return my half-dead husband. sigh....

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  15. yerr!!!!
    TI(P)UUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Hahahahahaha.

    So not true. :P

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  16. LOL... damn twisted version ;p That's not the version I heard!

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  17. Loved the story my friend! Ha ha ha So true when a woman lies! I totally agree with you! :)

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  18. Very good story ECL. The Lord should let you have that handsome Pitt instead... hehehe

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  19. That's a great story and I'm gonna stick to it, too!
    you have a great blog and i enjoyed reading it!
    melissa

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  20. A very funny story and a very goof lesson here.

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  21. Hahaha, good one! You lied to me wor. No real air ticket one? So what is the reason? :P

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  22. Muahahhaha!!! that was a good one..!! i'll stick to that stand too.. when i lie.. ;)

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  23. Good one, but I am sure it was because you did not look like angelina to him - butt not big enuf! Hahaha!

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  24. I didn't disagree, only because you have the parang :P

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  25. ehon,
    The title says it all, doesn't it? hehehe.... Listen to Auntie, I eat rice more than you eat hamburger.

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  26. narrowband,
    Who cares about your version? This is my version and I'm sticking to it. hahaha......

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  27. yoyo Anitokid,
    You have seen enough women to know what we are like. kakaka.....

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  28. windy,
    The Lord doesn't understand me well enough. I WANT KWONG SANG WOO!!!!

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  29. Hi xr}bear,
    Thanks for dropping in and the link. :P

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  30. Hi Melissa,
    Thanks for stopping by and sharing. :)

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  31. Hi Teacher Dave,
    You're back from your vacation!
    *hugs*

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  32. tigerfish,
    的确是善意的谎言! 嘻嘻!

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  33. Judy,
    Didn't you read the moral of the story. I lie to you for a very good reason : To make you happy. hahahaha.....

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  34. stay-at-home Mum,
    Butt that's not the problem. I have a big butt too. Probably I need to pout more.

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  35. yenjai,
    Wah! How can you say liddat! Nowadays people so scared of my parang geh. kakaka.....

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  36. Peranakan Dude,
    THANK God I'm not your wife. Can whack me upside down one meh? cheh!
    hehehe...

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  37. Hmmm...i wonder if that will make a good bedtime story. Got moral behind it samo...
    *ponders*

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  38. giddy tiger,
    Bedtime story for your hubby or daughter? ^o^

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  39. I got the 45th comment! HAHAHA you are a FANTASTIC writer.

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  40. Whatz ur MSN? Feel free to add me winston_acsi@hotmail.com so easier contact.thanks ;p

    Mr Fong

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  41. Hi! Just blog hopping and dropped in yours. Haha..agree with the moral..woman lie for a good reason...

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  42. Ohhh ECL, you should come and fish in the Norwegian waterfalls and then you could have all your three wishes and a salmon on top ;-)

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  43. LOL! I must remember this story, and learn... oh si-fu...

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  44. Woo hoo!! However for me, I shall be honest abut the husband part too... :P

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  45. LOL, the hidden moral of the story is 'Never argue with a woman' HA HA HA

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  46. love this story lololol
    i prefer daniel radcliff. hehe..

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  47. enjoyed reading this -- a pure rationalization at best ;-)

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  48. ha..good answer u give....then next time i want go to the river with a lady also...hehe *evil smile*

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  49. Don't agree with the "moral of the story" part but funny story.

    Naughty! :)

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