Wednesday, October 08, 2008

EastCoastLife Plans Singapore's First Sex Museum - WW

Singapore, with a population of 4.8 million, has close to 50 museums. On 29th September 2008, National Heritage Board announced the launch of Hi2P, which stands for Heritage Industry Incentive Programme. This programme provides seed funding of S$8 million over the next five years to those who can come up with new and innovative heritage-inspired products and services.

Hi2P supports up to 50% or $100,000 (whichever is lower) of development costs for private heritage and museum projects. Find out more, here.

I feel that there is a need to set up a quirky museum for sexually depraved Singaporeans. Asians keep their sexual desires bottled. With the opening of a sex museum, the public will have a healthy attitude towards sex, ....perhaps boost the country's population. :P

Handcuffs, locks and chains


Pain or pleasure?


Well used and sharpened p***** ?



Lol.... the above photos were taken at National Museum of Singapore. They have nothing to do with sex, I have a creative mind. *Don't throw stones at me!*

1st pic - jewellery
2nd pic - a coconut shredder
3rd pic - a pestle

hahaha.......


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101 comments:

chillycraps said...

win liao lor... artifacts also can become sex toys..

EastCoastLife said...

chillycraps,
hehe.... use a bit of imagination, anything is possible. Think out of the box.

oceanskies79 said...

Good morning. I don't remember seeing a pestle that was bent at the museum. You have vivid imagination and a good eye to take interesting photos out of the ordinary.

yvonne said...

Wahhhh... you got me there! :P

EastCoastLife said...

oceanskies,
I have a wonderful day at the National Museum with a group of foreign friends and my family on Hari Raya Day. Everyone enjoyed the tour. I have some lovely photos to put up.... but I don't want them to be simply displayed and forgotten... I want to bring attention to them, so I need to create buzz. :)

EastCoastLife said...

yvonne,
What were you looking for!? hehehe...

SandyCarlson said...

You are too funny!

EastCoastLife said...

sandy,
Thanks. :D

Gallivanter said...

Wow! Either they're running out of ideas for museums or it's a marketing gimmick. :-)

EastCoastLife said...

Gallivanter,
I feel that there are too many museums in Singapore and many are not visited by the locals.

A waste of public funds? The money could help many less fortunate families.

When the economy is bad, citizens are more concerned where the money from their daily meals and education of their kids are coming from. Who has the leisure to visit more heritage-inspired museums?

peppylady said...

Sex museum how quaint it would have some real old items and probably since there been people on this earth been trying to come excited with sex.
I know the area I live in and if a sex museum went here people would be up in arms.

Coffee is on.

Kok said...

ecl,
Good one! haha! You got me thinking for a bit. Singapore? Sex Museum? Haha!

burntofferings (Bernie) said...

They were great, and I had not thought of them as anything LESS than your descriptions... lol lol

Cool shot, ours is up as well at burntofferings and more at bernies fotoblog.

Have a great WW!!

EastCoastLife said...

peppylady,
I have visited the first sex museum in China and it has a great collection of ancient sex relics. An eye opener to see how people enjoyed the 'sports' in the old days. The history lessons were interesting.

I believe with a sex museum in Singapore, many citizens would benefit from it, not just the young but the old as well.

I just got a donation of S$250K, should I decide to go ahead with my plan! :P

EastCoastLife said...

Kok,
Why not? It needs a sex museum.
Wonder if I would get approval?
I Try. hehe..

MumbaiiteAnu said...

Hahaha, good one. You set everyone's thinking crooked and then ask them to think straight.
Cool one.

EastCoastLife said...

burnt offerings,
hahaha.... it would be more interesting, informative and educational had I put up pictures of the sex relics I took in a China sex museum. :P

EastCoastLife said...

MumbaiiteAnu,
hahaha... great you have a good laugh. Post is not meant to offend any one.
hehe....

Shannon said...

I can't stop laughing. Great fun. I especially like the spice grinder, I think I have one of those in the kitchen somewhere, hmmmm.

In answer to the question you asked last week No we are no longer in Jakarta. Now we are freezing in Germany. I miss Jakarta and hope to be back in the future. Sorry it has been so long since I visited!

Napaboaniya said...

My mind screams out "变态" for that last picture!!
Pain wor ouuuch!!!!

YellowRose said...

Wow you got my imagination going into overdrive with this one!!! LOL Very funny and it would be an interesting place to see!

Mines up!

EastCoastLife said...

Hi Shannon!
I'm amazed at the creativity and innovative minds of our elders. Inventing such handy kitchen utensils. They probably didn't know they have other uses. haha....

Germany is a lovely place to live too, except when it's freezing. :P

EastCoastLife said...

napaboaniya,
hahaha.... I hope I'm not putting bad ideas into other people's minds. :P

rainbow angeles said...

wuah... if got sex museum in sgp, i'll be there, pronto!! hehe... oops, sound like so desperate tim...

EastCoastLife said...

YellowRose,
These things do get people thinking creatively. Or is it just me?

Sweet Jasmine said...

Having a sex museum will definitely pull the crowd and some monetary and ther benefits. the pics are great...ha.ha.

EastCoastLife said...

my rainbow angel,
It would be educational and informative. I'm sure many people would be as keen and interested.

It can't be controlled if people start having funny ideas or crooked thoughts after visiting a sex museum. I wonder how high is the chance of having one here in Singapore. hmmmm.....

EastCoastLife said...

sweet jasmine,
It might be popular, especially to Asians. :P

And my readers might be looking at things differently after this post.

LEon said...

Even China have their SEX museum now showing all the olden days sex stuff. Is another way to look at history.

EastCoastLife said...

LEon,
Surprising ah! China has its own sex museum, but it is visited mostly by foreigners. The locals are too shy and embarrassed to be seen in there. :P

It was a great history lesson. My eyes were wide and mouth even more wide! The mind cannot be narrow though. :)

Mar said...

He, he, well done, ECL!!!! since we were all thinking alike...I guess we all have great minds, lol.
Happy WW!

EastCoastLife said...

Mar,
haha... Hi-5!
Great minds do think alike! :)

Malaika's mummy said...

like this also can?? I tot Singapore really has a sex museum.

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! that's quite some torture instruments ! poor people who need that ! Here you can buy these (modernized of course) in sex shops !

EastCoastLife said...

Malaika's Mummy,
It might. :)
But then it has no history of any great sex culture..... I go check.

Jade said...

Hahha I also saw it that way;) Holland has a sex museum but I was to chicken to go in.

EastCoastLife said...

Gattina,
It's not easy to get sex toys in Singapore. Banned.
The Government's too clean and strait-laced! :)

We have to make-do with our own creations. hahaha....

EastCoastLife said...

Jade,
Hi-5!
Oh man, Jade! You miss the chance to share it with us! When are you going to Holland again? :P

Kok said...

ecl,
Definitely can get approval lah! ECL to build it wor! Just need more time only mah. haha!

Hmm...but sex museum... I wonder if those in the year 1900 and before have sex toys or not. hahaha!

EastCoastLife said...

Kok,
You think so easy to get approval for such things ah? My Asia's largest nightclub proposal still sitting on the table of someone. Got cobwebs already! How much time does it take for them to say a Yes or No? Eternity.

You will be surprised what the Chinese had and did in the privacy of their bedrooms. :P Buy a ticket, go Jiangsu to see China's first sex museum. :)

Kok said...

ECL,
You got Asia's largest nightclub proposal? Wahh! So keng! Nolah, not eternity. See? Singapore also soon going to have casino liao mah. Next up will be your proposal!

Really??? You blog about it lah. Then I don't need to go Jiangsu liao mah. You know lah, I'm still unemployed. Mana got $ go buy ticket? haha!

EastCoastLife said...

Kok,
You want to apply for Bouncer job? hehe....
Because of the casino, then I send in the proposal.

I haven't blogged about the sex museum in Jiangsu. Scared kena flagged as porn blog. :P Keeping the memories and photos for own private album.

Kok said...

Ecl,
I want to apply for "Bunny" post. Can kah? hahaha!

Hah? Blog bout it lah. Or else, you can post it in my blog featuring ECL. I don't mind getting my blog flagged as porn blog as long as I get to "fly" to Jiangsu! Save $ mah. haha!

EastCoastLife said...

Kok,
Bunny with the sh*t hairstyle? hehe....
What does a male bunny do at a nightclub? Give me some good reasons. :D

I give you the url, you can read about it written by other reviewers. Don't get flagged for such thing. You have a nice clean blog.

EastCoastLife said...

Present location of China's first sex museum.

China Sex Museum 中国性文化博物馆
Tongli Town
Wu Jiang City
Jiang Su Province 215217
China

It was in Shanghai but had to moved to Tongli because Shanghai city didn't approve of it :

The website is banned. Cannot access.

Kok said...

ECL,
Thanks for that! Will look through it later. hehe.

Male bunny can entertain the gals mah. Bring some laughter to the gals. Happy happy! hahaha!

Nice clean blog? Not anymore lah, ecl. It's full of sh*t now! LOL!

jams o donnell said...

Haha a coconut shredder and a pestle and mortar? I think the designers had something else on their minds!

On a serious note a healthy and responsible attidutde towards sex can never be a bad thing

EastCoastLife said...

Kok,
It won't be a fun job for you. Entertain gals!!

haha... your blog's getting interesing lah. Good try.

Doreen said...

Your blog is R18? Hahahaha

EastCoastLife said...

jams,
You think so too!? hehe....

A healthy attitude towards sex is seriously lacking in today's society.... plus there are many who are ignorant about STD.

I'm also aghast at the porn young people are getting and indulging in sexual activities at younger and younger ages.

EastCoastLife said...

Doreen,
Huh? R18? What are you doing here? shoo shoo....
:D

A. said...

Creative mind? Yes, that's one way of describing it :) :) The, umm, pestle wouldn't look nearly so suggestive if they hadn't displayed it in such away!

rmgales said...

You're too funny, lol.

EastCoastLife said...

A.
haha.... they are harmless exhibits but in the hands of ECL, they can be turned into fun objects of desire. :P

EastCoastLife said...

rmgales,
Glad that you could see my funny side. :)

day-dreamer said...

You have my full support! If your sex museum is opened, remember to give me free admission wor! :P

EastCoastLife said...

day-dreamer,
No problem. I wonder if there should be a age restriction. :P

LadyJava said...

You yellow minded you!!! lolzz!!

EastCoastLife said...

LadyJava,
You need sex education from ECL! hahaha....

LadyJava said...

hahah.. what knowledge can you impart oohhh "terror" one..hehe

EastCoastLife said...

LadyJava,
Me! Terror? Now then you know. hehe.....

Don't look at sex as something dirty or just to reproduce. It's an important and normal part of our life.

Must tell you in private. Lebih hebat. hehe....

Mojo said...

Well judging from the response you got, I'd say your headline was a hit!

Nicely done ECL... very nicely done indeed.

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Toni said...

my first thought was wow, she has this stuff at home and is showing it! Haaa haaa lol. This was a great WW!!!

Sue said...

Hehehe you are too funny ECL :) Happy WW

articulator said...

last pic<---grandmother take and use to pound chilli one lah.....you all ah..so corrupted!.. *tsk* *tsk*

Carver said...

You had me going for a minute. Too funny.

Center Parted said...

Haha, good one ... kena caught... really thought those were some weird toys... looked really painful!! :D

lisaschaos said...

You're too funny! :)

Life Ramblings said...

you're corrupting my mind lah!

Daisy said...

Oh rats! I thought I was going to learn about something racy!

crazy working mom said...

OMG, this totally cracked me up! Thanks for the laughs (and the visit). Happy WW.

Wilfrid said...

Wow ... we both blogged about sex at the same time. Very freaky.

Hey, just made another link to your site. By the way, you are not wiping off all your questions as you post new ones right? I intend to revisit them at one go and attempt to crack the ECL-code.

Empty Streets said...

heheeh i couldn't help but giggle :) love it dear heheheeh :)

foongpc said...

Yes, Singapore should start a sex museum. I will visit it! Especially since I know Malaysia will never ever have one : )

Babs (Beetle) said...

Wow! I'm glad the second one is a coconut shredder and not a ****** shredder!

Lifecruiser said...

Ha ha ha. I love the idea. Though the sharpened one looks more like poo to me... yuk.

You're such a creative comedian! (meant like a compliment!)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

You've got a saucy imagination, ECL. Great pics!

TRICOTINE said...

HA HA! You got me! LOL :-)
Fertile imagination you have and great sense of humor! :-D
Happy WW!

TRICOTINE said...

HA HA! You got me! LOL :-)
Fertile imagination you have and great sense of humor! :-D
Happy WW!

TRICOTINE said...

HA HA! You got me! LOL

What a fertile imagination you have, and a great sense of humor! :-)

Happy WW!

Tiff said...

LOL. You have quite the imagination there!! I almost believed you!!

THe answer to the question at the end of the Post:The National Heritage Board.

Nino said...

interesting photos

Muthering Heights said...

LOL, you had me going for a minute!

Gabriel said...

Great post. The answer to your question would be the National Heritage Board...

Hope you had a great WW day; thanks for dropping by!

My WW post...

Lori said...

A sex museum??? Go figure...that is so funny and cool at the same time. Happy WW and thanks for stopping by:)

TOM said...

How about we throw Rocks shaped like Penises??

LEon said...

ECL you can blog about sex museum in Jiangsu actually as long as you censor some part of the photo or put a warning or something.

Mariuca said...

He he, the last one looks like batu lesung to make sambal belacan lor!! Ha ha ha! Happy Thursday ECL! :)

Mike Foster said...

All I can say is, "Ouch!"

peace,
mike
livelife365

peter said...

U have the ability to see the abstract which many dont have. Hey can u enlarge the last photo?

Ahmike said...

Ouch, painful for me =)

LadyJava said...

ECl!! Believe me I KNOW!!! lol.. Sex is never meant for procreation.. if that's all it is for.. so boring...:(..hehe

LadyJava said...

I mean procreation alone lah...lolzz!!

Brenda ND said...

Hmm, now this is a place you don't see everyday.

Shinade said...

I must admit that you had me going with this one.

I was so shocked at first..LOL..it was funny.

Thanks for concerns and support while I have been sick. I have pneumonia but saw my DR. yesterday and the medicine is helping quite a bit.

I am feeling a wee bit better today!!
*hugs*

mich said...

liao..
kena tipu by u already...
*piak* ECL...

Cool Insider said...

Hahahaa.... I never thought of those items that way! You da best man... Thanks for blogging about the National Museum of Singapore! ;)

Enigma said...

Actually I was admiring your creativity in finding an angle to both have grant income, AND provide a public service....LOLOL. Love the post!

Farah Deen said...

Are those really from the national museum? because even without reading your description, I thought they were what you wrote they were. hahahahahahhaha ok, call me whatever but that's true! LOL

yeah, a sex museum is nothing taboo or pervert to me. I think, like you said, instead of making the deprived more sick, make them more open to the subject.

well, if there was one in Singapore, I bet Malaysians would flock to SIngapore even more- Singapore would be like Amsterdam of Asia. LOL

Munchkin Mommy said...

hahahaha! loved this post! :)

Exotic Photos From Borneo said...

Creative mind .... indeed.