Thursday, January 18, 2007

Damn Someone to Hell!!!

I found this interesting website where you can damn someone to Hell. Be it your irritating colleagues, nosy neighbours, foes ..... send them to Hell!!!

It's a fun site actually. President George Bush's name is in it! I've checked some of the posts and not many are vicious or hateful. But when you are mad with someone, you would want to do some silly things.

Mamabok would be pleased, now you know there's another place for you to send your ungrateful elves. heh....heh...

I was telling her what I do to the people who provoke me. I would write their names and birthdates on Hell Paper, burn it and send them to Hell!! Hope the King of Hades would send Cow-head (牛头 ) and Horse-face (马面) to take them away!

Another way to vent my anger is to 'whack the Hell out of them' (打小人 )! You would see this happening often at the temple outside Waterloo Street. Usually they are the aunties and grandmas doing it.

You buy cutouts of paper dolls and whack them hard with your filthy slippers. As you whack you call out the name of the person intended, cursing and swearing at them and even their family members. When you're done, throw the paper doll into the fire. Send it to Hell. It's a great way to release your pent-up emotions! I sleep better after that. hahaha......

None of those I cursed have died yet :( , so bad of me, but they are suay (down on their luck) for some time! The worst one I have done is to do it on the 7th month of the Chinese Lunar Calendar. We call that our Ghost Month. I don't know if it was a co-incidence, the person got hospitalised for two weeks.

The most vicious thing a person could do is Black Magic.......... that is something anyone in their right mind should never consider. I'll post about my own experience some time. No, I have not set Black Magic on anyone....yet.

19 comments:

Michelle said...

ah yo yo...dont like that lar...
let God punish them not us. :D

Tisha! said...

I have to visit more often! Mind if I blogroll you so I can conveniently click you?

That damning site is what we all need to get it off our chest! I'm gonna go damn a few people right now...thanks!

eastcoastlife said...

Michelle, can't you see I'm trying to play God!

eastcoastlife said...

Hi beautiful Tisha!
Glad you have find my post useful. Go on, have fun damning the less favourable people in your life. hahaha......

Bet my name's up there already for recommending this!

Anthony said...

LOL, that was funny... I had to try it once :)

Anthony
Journey Through Divorce

tigerfish said...

Don't do it leh....
You already said usually only aunties and grandmas do it ;p

Marie said...

Is there a place where you can send people to heaven?

Rasa Malaysia said...

马面 is also a Shanghainese noodle dish...I know, it's so funny. It's actually very good...drenched in a spicy hot broth, vegetables, etc. The noodles are called 马面 because they are fatter I guess, hence the 马?

eastcoastlife said...

Anthony - Hope you have fun!

tigerfish - I'm an aunty already!

Marie - I can send people to Heaven too! Anyone want to try?

rasa malaysia - hahaha.... must look for it when I'm in Shanghai. I mean the noodles not the Hell Warden.

Julia Scissor said...

Hi, I came in from the Blogging chicks blogroll.
Now after reading this post I know a better way of screwing things for someone rather than just say 'God Dammit'. :-D

2ice said...

shall i only use Chinese here?
it is so funny .
牛头马面,呵呵,很有意思。

Victor said...

Now you got one more tool besides your baseball bat.

eastcoastlife said...

Hi Julia Scissor!
Welcome! And have fun!

eastcoastlife said...

Victor, I have many more tools ....I'm sure you're itching to find out. hahaha.....

KristynMarie said...

Awesome site, thanks for sharing!

eastcoastlife said...

Hi Kristynmarie!
Thanks for visiting.

baabaanne said...

funny! I've GOT to try it, thanks! Have a good week.

tigerfish said...

Hey, heart not auntie can leow! ;p

eastcoastlife said...

ya hor! hehe.....